when you’ve gotten to the point where you say “hm. i’ve read better porn.”
I have primary fandoms, secondary fandoms, and tertiary fandoms, and they cycle in and out like electrons orbits in an atom.
Americans: to explain #eurovision. Imagine the Super Bowl half time act, over 3 hours, consisting of everything Rick Santorum wants to ban.
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| — | Eurovision Twitter feed (via clenchinglegolas) |
At first I was just like “oh it’s just Sherlock being cold again” but then I thought about it…………Oh.
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Oh
OH
Oh fuck me. Meh.
The difference between bees and wasps.
Bee: Hi there friend! How are you today? I'm just doing my job, pollinating flowers and all, no need to be afraid of me, I'm just happy I get to enjoy this wonderful weather with you.
Wasp: Oh hey motherfucker, wanna go? I swear I will kill any cunt stupid enough to get 3 feet near me, I can sting you, and it will be the nastiest feeling you've had in awhile. Buzz Buzz, asshole. Bet that hurts doesn't it? Stupid fuck.
First rule of Tumblr role-playing:
This is your best friend ever right here ^
AKA the ability to make link posts into test posts.Forever reblog? Yes.
Reblogging so people shall learn of this beautiful feature.
Not just RP! You know that annoying thing tumblr does where it eats up all the previous comments on a thing? This is how you fight that.
Everybody. Seriously, just do this. Please.
